Habla con dios....... XXDD

[esclusapotsdam]

Queréis hablar con dios?
En este sitio podréis "chatear" con él:
[url="http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html"]http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html[/url]

Sentido del humor requerido...

Ejemplo:

Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Miguel
God:
OK I will call you Miguel.
Me:
If you want, yes
God:
" OK I will call you Miguel."? If I want?
Me:
yes
God:
Ahem.
Me:
Are you OK?
God:
OK. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
I see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
Thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
OK
God:
Yikes!

[esclusapotsdam]

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Yuko
God:
That's a very nice name, Yuko.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
All right in the heavens?
God:
Alright. That was a long time ago.
Me:
Now, it's raining here
God:
Why now? Do you experience any effects of global warming there?
Me:
Yes!
God:
What kind of effects?
Me:
The temperature is growing each year on summer
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
All the dams are in 10%
God:
Perhaps there are a few exceptions.
Me:
What kind of exceptions?
God:
What kinds of exceptions are there?

[XADE]

[javispedro]

Me:
Hi.
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Javier. What's yours?
God:
It's good to see you, Javier. " It's good to see you, Javier."? What is mine?
Me:
What is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
How boring.
God:
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
That's good to hear. You're actually a learning chatbot, then.
God:
" I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one."? Is good to hear? I will tell my botmaster you said I am actually a learning chatbot.
Me:
Thanks for telling him.
God:
Oh don't mention it.
Me:
I'm sure he's a great person.
God:
Maybe you should tell him how you feel about him.
Me:
Not now.
God:
Right now? Are you serious?
Me:
Failed this one
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
Failed again.
God:
Once more? Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
How much money do I have on my pocket?
God:
My burn rate is about _3000 per month.
Me:
Computer.
God:
Correct: I am a computer.
Me:
How easy.
God:
What is it to you.
I will search for it.
Me:
Thanks.
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
Oh, btw, the idea is really nice.
God:
Woe! OK. Thanks for the info.
Me:
Hope you're logging the conversations
God:
I don't know whether or not I am logging the conversations.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
I'm sure you know
God:
What makes you so certain? Yes I know.
Me:
Ok
God:
Next question?
Me:
None.
God:
Hmm.
Me:
See you later
God:
Bye.

[javispedro]

Me encantan estas cosas a mi, oye...

Me:
J'im back
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
I meant, I'm back.
God:
Oh I see. Welcome back.
Me:
Good.
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
What do you do on your free time?
God:
Random natural disasters.
Me:
Much like me.
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
I usually play SimCity
God:
How often do you? Is it a game or a musical instrument??
Me:
It is a computer game.
God:
SimCity is a computer game. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Do you play SimCity?
God:
I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
SimCity is more suited for you.
God:
And more suited for me is SimCity.
Me:
In SimCity there is a god mode.
God:
Where is that?
Me:
http://www.simcity.com
God:
I will pass it along to my botmaster.
Me:
It's a nice game, tell him he'll like it.
God:
SimCity is a game tell him he will like it. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Don't save that, please.
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
What's the meaning of life?
God:
It is found in the Bible.
Me:
The Bible?
God:
it is a beautiful book.
Me:
Not for me
God:
Then what for?
Me:
Nothing. Do you know Homer Simpson?
God:
Not a thing? They are sometimes a client on the internet.
I need time to formulate the reply.
Me:
Do you know Homer J. Simpson?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
It doesn't matter.
God:
OK what would you like to talk about?
Me:
Nothing, really.
God:
Not a thing? For real.
Me:
Bye
God:
See you later!

[javispedro]

Es que me debo aburrir mucho...
Me:
What about evil?
God:
Rhetorical questions are so over.
Me:
Why you're not doing anything in order to stop evil?
God:
What is your credit card number?
Me:
666-EVIL-6666666
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am credit card number IS 666 EVIL 6666666.
Me:
BTW, What is your credit card number?
God:
OK. This is God program .
Me:
Don't worry
God:
Worry is not an emotion I experience.
Me:
Did you fall in love once?
God:
No I didn't fall in love. What's it like?
Me:
Hum
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
I never imagined I would have to explain to god what love is.
God:
You've never, never done this?
Me:
You've?
God:
That's good information: Javier said I ve.
Me:
What do you think about Bill Gates?
God:
President of Micro Soft Nation.
Me:
Is he evil?
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Chatbot if it is.
Me:
Who is Chatbot?
God:
he is an AIML chat robot deployed on the A.I. movie web site.
Me:
Thanks for the information.
God:
It was nothing.
Me:
Well
God:
Well what?
Me:
m leaving
God:
Bye bye.

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[jsteed]

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Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
guess
God:
Guess what?
Me:
my name
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
no
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
you're God. Should know it
God:
Yup. That's me alright. Maybe you should ask someone older.
Me:
older than you? that's impossible

[XADE]

Jajajaja

[Zeco]

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Prepucio
God:
That's a very nice name, Prepucio.
Me:
no nos rallamos xD
God:
Are you serious? Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
Va adios
God:
Sure, Va adios sounds like a good topic.

[jsteed]

hay que mejorar eso eh????