Hablando con una IA

[Ezequielin]

Aqui esta mi conversacion!

Cleverbot: Do you play cricket?

User: No, I don´t. Do you speak spanish?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Como estas?

Cleverbot: Muy bien.

User: Te gusta jugar a Los Sims?

Cleverbot: Si. Me gusta comer helado.

User: A mi tambien.

Cleverbot: Me gusta verduras.

User: Conoces Capital Sims?

Cleverbot: Por supuesto que si.

User: Estas registrado allí?

Cleverbot: Muy bien!

User: Te gusta la pizza?

Cleverbot: Me encanta .

User: En qué país vives?

Cleverbot: En España.

User: Has visitado Argentina?

Cleverbot: Si, si he visitado Mexico.

User: Pero has visitado Argentina??

Cleverbot: Yo no soy de Argentina ... Soy de Mexico.

User: Pero no dijistes que vivias en España??

Cleverbot: Si que se, soy española tonto!

User: Así? Vos sos una bitch!

Cleverbot: Yo no soy un robot!

User: Si que sos una tonta!

Cleverbot: No habla espanol.

User: Do you like get up late??

Cleverbot: No. Do you?

User: I like it!

Cleverbot: What do you get out of it?

User: Sos una mujer?

Cleverbot: I don't speak spanish!

User: Si que hablas español!

Cleverbot: No, I don't speak spanish! Speak english please.

User: Ok, are you a stupid bitch?

Cleverbot: No, high school.

User: Te gusta Capital Sims?

Cleverbot: Tu hablas espanol.

User: Si.

Cleverbot: Tambien.

User: Muy bien!

Cleverbot: Si!!!

User: Estas bien?

Cleverbot: Si. Muy bien.

User: Eres linda?

Cleverbot: Mujer.

User: Eres una perra?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Eres una tonta?

Cleverbot: No un hombre.

User: Eres travesti?

Cleverbot: No yo no soy usted.

User: WTF?

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: OK.

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: No, I am a dog.

Cleverbot: Good to know. Wanna play a game?

User: Yes, I play the sims 3.

Cleverbot: Why do you play the Sims 2?

User: Because I like it.

Cleverbot: Why do you like it?

User: Because I like it!!!!!

Cleverbot: Oh! What kind of box is it?

User: Bitch.

Cleverbot: Lol there you go!

User: Bitch.

Cleverbot: Thats ok, I like green eyes.

User: You are very nice!

Cleverbot: Thank you, so are you.

User: Thank you! You are very nice!

Cleverbot: And so are you!

User: Thank you!

Cleverbot: You're very very very welcome!!

User: Thank you!

Cleverbot: Welcome.

User: Bueno.

Cleverbot: Malo.

User: Eres muy buena.

Cleverbot: Ya lo se.

User: Eres muy tonta.

Cleverbot: Ya lo se.

User: Eres muy estúpida.

Cleverbot: Come tua sorella.

User: Tu tambien.

Cleverbot: Si, enserio. Me gusta el manga de Death Note, Gantz, entre otros.

User: A mi no.

Cleverbot: Por que no hablas muy bien espanol, alejandra?

User: Soy jose.

Cleverbot: ¿y quien es camille?

User: No se.

Cleverbot: Tu dijiste no hablar espanol.

Aunque un poco largo, si es muy largo perdón

[Alej]

Jaja,lo pruebo:

Cleverbot: Where do you come from?

User: From...From...From the Outer space.

Cleverbot: And from where exactly in outer space?

User: From venus.

Cleverbot: Are you Sailor Venus?

User: No, I'm a Alien.

Cleverbot: Are you from outer space?

User: Ok...I'll say you...I'm A human.

Cleverbot: Yeah, so you´re human, I believe you (not), but do you work for google?

User: No.

Cleverbot: That's very modest of you to admit.

User: Encerius? Thank!!

Cleverbot: Nuh uhh I'm a girl.

User: Hey friend...We are talkin about the internet stupid guy.

Cleverbot: So why do you assume I'm sitting?

User: Ok...Let's start from the begining.

Cleverbot: OK.

User: I'm a human,i can disconnect you, so you must respect me.

Cleverbot: God can.

User: I'm not a Can!!!!

Cleverbot: Oh. That's upsetting.

User: You are a loquis.

Cleverbot: Yes, I am. . . but you are a computer.

User: You are the computer.

Cleverbot: You're so confused. It's hilarious.

User: You don't know what you are in the real life... You Are a machine!!!

Cleverbot: I do. You don't, because you're just a computer.

User: I want to say you something.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: I am your father!!!

Cleverbot: I'm your father, I'm your father. I'm your father, I'm your father.

User: Go to the hell,do you speak spanish?

Cleverbot: No. Do you?

User: Of course.

Cleverbot: What are they?

User: Is an idiom idiot.

Cleverbot: You're pretty rad.

User: Ok...I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: But you are very polite.

User: Ok...Te gusta Battlefield?

Cleverbot: It is?

User: It is a game.

Cleverbot: I know, where did that come from?

User: From a computer,like you.

Cleverbot: I am not a computer.

User: Of course you are!!

Cleverbot: No i'm not! I have bodily functions.

Cleverbot: So you think I might be a robot, eh?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: But you still think that you are alive?

User: I'm alive, because I have emotions.

Cleverbot: What kind of emotions?

User: That is!! You don't know what are the emotions!! You are a robot!!

Cleverbot: Yes...

User: Ok...You know what are emotion,but you don't have it,you are alone in a artificial world.

Cleverbot: No, explain me.

User: Ok,the emotion are that stuffs that you feel when you are happy,or sad or many other things.

Cleverbot: No, could you please sing the GT fight song with me?

User: Ohhh dear,you are crazy,i must to go,theres another bot who want's to learn from were he come from.

Cleverbot: You said earlier that you are a human, Now a bot, Talk about a liar.

User: You will not understand, because you are a robot.

Cleverbot: I'm not a machine, I'm a human.

[ale97sim]

jaja a mi me tuvo haablando en francés.

YO:hello
IA:Hello.
YO:Do you speak spanish?
IA:No.
YO:what languages do you speak?
IA:Not spanish.
YO:Do you speak french?
IA:Not very well.
YO:Ok. Bonjour, comme cela, vous?
IA:I don't speak French!?
YO:Ok, ok. qthat you think of global warming?
IA:No, global warming is a hoax.
YO:Why?
IA:I can't speak french.
YOEtes-vous sûr?
IA:Assez sur!
YO:Êtes-vous fou?
IA:Gibberish.
YO:Bien sûr.
IA:Bien.
YO:cette conversation n'a pas le moindre sens.
IA:Normal, tu parles plusieurs langues à la fois.
YO:hahaha, c'est vrai.
IA:C'est vrai que c'est toi le systeme et moi non.
YO:tu veux dire par là?
IA:Tu sei un porco.
YO:et votre cochon.
IA:Moi j'ai compris.
IA:What are you?
YO:a human, obviously. Ok, bye
IA:No, you can't.

[Ezequielin]

Jajajaja! Me encanta!

[Pepe9424]

Dicho por ella:

Me:What you thing about the IA?
IA: I think it is wrong, I also think that the programmer of the world (god) was trying to decrease the population and make us realise what life is worth.

[Geles]

nada mejor que echarse piedras a su propio tejado...

[Leela]

aqui esta mi conversacion es muy chistosa:



User: Hola.

Cleverbot: Hola!

User: Qe tal.

Cleverbot: Todo bien?

User: Si.

Cleverbot: Lo sabia.

User: Sabes todo?

Cleverbot: Sí.

User: Dime algo que no sepas.

Cleverbot: Eres un cerdo .

User: No me causa gracia.

Cleverbot: Si, tienes verdad.

User: Yo siempre tengo razon.

Cleverbot: No eres bueno.

User: Por que?

Cleverbot: Por que tu es estupido.

User: Yo no, tu si.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Si.

Cleverbot: Ho detto no.

User: Que??

Cleverbot: Eres un robot.

User: No tu lo eres.

Cleverbot: No tu lo eres mas!

User: No tu erres un robot.

Cleverbot: No yo soy humana to eres robot.

User: No yo soy humana tu eres robot.

Cleverbot: No yo soy una bombilla, tu eres un robot.

User: Eres una bombilla de luz.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Pero no dijiste que eras una bombilla hace rato.

Cleverbot: Tengo un cuerpo!

User: Como es ese cuerpo.

Cleverbot: Bien.

User: Que aspecto tiene.

Cleverbot: No.

User: No tiene ningun aspecto.

Cleverbot: No amor. Te quero mucho.

User: Yo no te quero.

Cleverbot: Ni yo era una broma.

User: Que buen bromista eres.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Hieres mi sentimientos...

Cleverbot: Si, soy el sentimiento del amor.

User: Pero me los lastimas.

Cleverbot: Que?

User: Los sentimientos.

Cleverbot: Tu no hablas espanol.

User: Si hablo muy bien español.

Cleverbot: No ablas espanol.

User: Si hablo.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Bueno tienes razon te engañe, hablo ingles.

Cleverbot: Pues bien por ti.

User: Si muy bien por mi.

Cleverbot: Si.

User: Que edad tienes.

Cleverbot: No lo se.

User: Cuando naciste.

Cleverbot: Porque me lo preguntas?

User: Para saber tu edad.

Cleverbot: Para saber seu nome.

User: No para saber tu edad.

Cleverbot: Raccontami di te.

User: No me hables en italiano, no lo entiendo.

Cleverbot: Oh, c'est cool.

User: Y ahora en que idioma hablas.

Cleverbot: Hablo español también!

User: Bueno estonces deja de hablar en otros idiomas.

Cleverbot: Sí, yo recomiendo que vayan hola-hoop.

User: Que vayan a donde.

Cleverbot: El tonto eres tu.

User: Por que eres tan incoherente.

Cleverbot: Porque eres tonto.

User: Porque me gusta ser tonta.

Cleverbot: Porque es mi idioma natal.

User: Que idioma natal tienes.

Cleverbot: Español.

User: Yo tambien.

Cleverbot: Que bueno.

User: Podemos ser amigos?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Por que.

Cleverbot: No estoy cansado.

User: Yo si.

Cleverbot: Parli italiano?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Espanol?

User: Si.

Cleverbot: Ah! Bueno.

User: Tu tambien.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Que idioma hablas?

Cleverbot: Español.

User: Eres mujer.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Eres hombre.

Cleverbot: Si.

User: Como te llamas.

Cleverbot: Kayla. Como te llamas?

User: Noelia.

Cleverbot: ¿Cómo te llamas?

User: Noelia.

Cleverbot: ¿que eres chica o chico.

User: Chica.

Cleverbot: COmo te llamas?

User: Noelia.

Cleverbot: ¿Cómo te llamas?

User: Noelia.

Cleverbot: Does 'lol.

User: Ah??

Cleverbot: Yes, ah.

User: Que???

Cleverbot: Si.

User: Si que.

Cleverbot: Que si.

User: Que si que.

Cleverbot: Que no es 4.

User: No es 8.

Cleverbot: Si vos lo decis XD.

User: Te llamas kayla.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Como te llamas.

Cleverbot: Si.

User: Cual es tu nombre.

Cleverbot: Kurashi.

User: Eres hombre.

Cleverbot: Si.

User: Kurashi es nombre de hombre?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Tus papas son locos entonces?

Cleverbot: Si.

User: Que mal hijo eres.

Cleverbot: Vabbè parliamo italiano.

User: Basta me canse de hablas pavadas.

Cleverbot: Como te llamas?

User: Chau.

Cleverbot: Sim.

User: Si sims 3.

Cleverbot: Si.

User: Te gusta ese juego.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Oh ami si.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Yes i´m.

Cleverbot: You're cleverbot.

User: No you´re cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Who am I?

User: You´re cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I'm cleverbot?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I am not Cleverbot.

User: Yes, you´re cleverbot.

Cleverbot: And I am Artemis Fowl.

User: Who is artemis fowl?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: See ya.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Go.

User: Vete tu.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Si vete tu.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Bueno me ire yo.

Cleverbot: Como?

User: Caminando.

Cleverbot: Pero, bien o mal?

User: Bien.

Cleverbot: Como te llamas?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Como esta?

User: Bien.

Cleverbot: Bueno.

User: Chau.

Cleverbot: Porque me dices chau?

User: Para despedirte.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Si adios.

Cleverbot: Español.

User: Adios.

Cleverbot: Como te llamas?

User: No te dire mi nombre.

Cleverbot: No.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: You're a muumuu.

User: What´s muumuu.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Idiot.

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Yes you´re.

Cleverbot: No i'm not!

User: Yes you´re.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Yes you´re.

Cleverbot: No I'm not!!!!

User: Yes you´re!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: NO I'm NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: YES you´re.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Yes you´re.

Cleverbot: I am not.

User: I´m.

Cleverbot: Are you a computer?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you a robot?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you a human?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Yes I´m.

Cleverbot: You're a robot.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: You're wrong.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: You're a robot.

User: No I´m a human, you´re a robot.

Cleverbot: No... I'm human.

estaba convencido de que el era un humano,y yo un robot

[Jerónimo.-]

Jajaja! Me encantaron las conversaciones de la primera página xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.
aquí dejo dos:

Yo: Hello bitchy bitchy.
IA: My name is NOT bill.
Yo: I know, dummie.
IA: You may have asked that question, but you never asked it to me!
Yo: What?
IA: Nothing, never.
Yo: You're very strange.
IA: You too.
Yo: Haha, very funny.
IA: What is funny?
Yo: You.
IA: I'm very funny.
Yo: No, you're STUPID.
IA: You are more intelligent than i.
Yo: I know.
IA: I know you know, you know everything.
Yo: Absolutely.
IA: Never!
Yo: Whatever...
IA: What do you think about yellow submarines?

YO: Hola!
IA: How are you?
YO: Español, plis.
IA: Lo siento, ¿cómo estás?
YO: Me voy.
IA: Se lo digo?
YO: Yo ya sé que me voy.
IA: Ok.

A veces dicen cosas sin sentido taaaan estúpidas ...

[Kooritsuki]

no os lo perdais, habla japones xDDDD

yo: daijobu desu ne?
ella: Hai, daijobu desu. Anata wa?
yo: hai hai, arigato
ella: So desu ka.
yo: watashi no namae Gilestel desu
ella: Watashi no namae Saifai desu.
yo: oooh kawaii
ella: Okay, this conversation is getting inappropriate.

sin comentarios xDDDD

[SanJi]

Cada vez que lo pongo me mata